BEX MARLOWE // :CIPRALEXX:
hey, i'm bex.
← that's me.
i'm a lifelong dancer, former pro ballerina, and stripper of 5 years. i recently got fired so hard that i taught myself html, and this glowing red catastrophe is the result.
is this my professional website? fuck yeah it is.
does it work on mobile? absolutely not. if you try to look at this site with your phone it'll probably explode.
this website is a love letter to the 90s-00s internet--back when every webpage was ultra personalized and maybe a little hard to look at. i think part of me hopes that by combining my professional website with whatever the hell is wrong with me generally, i will attract the right kind of people. this here is a cool kids only zone.
in terms of what's actually going on here?? your guess is as good as mine.
this is an unholy combination of reference material, personal blog stuff, advertising, and a bunch of those little blinky graphics that hurt everyone's eyes. my onlyfans link is probably in here somewhere. i think the plan is just to keep cramming things into the website until i either get bored or can't figure out how to do it anymore.
anyway. take my classes :P
hey, i'm bex.
↑ that's me.
i'm a lifelong dancer, former pro ballerina, and stripper of 5 years. i recently got fired so hard that i taught myself html, and this glowing red mess is the result.
is this my professional website? fuck yeah it is.
does it work on mobile? ehhhh kinda. i would still strongly recommend taking a look at it on desktop if you get a chance though. this shit looks wayyy cooler on desktop.
this website is a love letter to the 90s-00s internet--back when every webpage was ultra personalized and maybe a little hard to look at. i think part of me hopes that by combining my professional website with whatever the hell is wrong with me generally, i will attract the right kind of people. this here is a cool kids only zone.
in terms of what's actually going on here?? your guess is as good as mine. this is an unholy combination of reference material, personal blog stuff, advertising, and a bunch of those little blinky graphics that hurt everyone's eyes. my onlyfans link is probably in here somewhere. i think the plan is just to keep cramming things into the website until i either get bored or can't figure out how to do it anymore.
anyway. take my classes :P
LINKS
i think my sitemap will probably live here. maybe.
UP NEXT:
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UP NEXT:
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FROM THE NEON VOID
this is where i would keep my recent blog posts
IF I HAD ANY
RECENT DROP:
there will be things here once my patreon exists...
UPCOMING PERFORMANCES:
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UPCOMING PERFORMANCES:
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FROM THE NEON VOID
this is where i would keep my recent blog posts
IF I HAD ANY
RECENT DROP:
there will be things here once my patreon exists...
TO-DO LIST
make a to-do listmake a neocities neighborhood sectionadd a separate "about" pagemake the "up next" boxes actually reference the schedule calendar so i don't have to manually update everything- add a small music player to every photo gallery page
- add a hitcounter
add a special icon for outlinks- add webmention-ability
make "accessibility" buttons that make the site more usablephoto album page- make my own 88x31 button
- add a changelog
- add an "on this day" changelog feature
- guestbook
make a splash page for my main site- make a splash page for any nsfw pages
- link my OF somewhere
- join a webring?
learn to make my own transparent pngs- add to the sitemap box
- make a sitemap+archive page
- make a "now" page and join nownownow.com
make a favicon for the site- make a halloween theme for the page
- make other theme options
- custom 404 page
- bookshelf
- archive all of my magazines with said bookshelf
- band wall
- shrines?
- directory of indie webdev links i like
- corral every blinkie/stamp/button/png on my site
make the site responsive on mobile (ew)- set up a "buy coffee" link
- light/darkmode toggle?
- link log
- slash log
- evil webpage. for evil html and css
- projects + performances list
add lazy load for images- list of sites that inspired this one
- map of places i have been
- get better at JS, put projects in one place
put all of the buttons that do something important in the same box
LINKS
i think my sitemap will probably live here. maybe.
oh look an extra box. i wonder what that's for.
NEOCITIES NEIGHBORHOOD!
my button:
[ i'll make one eventually lol ]
my friends + mutuals:
sites i think are cool:
NEOCITIES NEIGHBORHOOD!
my button:
[ i'll make one eventually lol ]
my friends + mutuals:
sites i think are cool:
TO-DO LIST
make a to-do listmake a neocities neighborhood sectionadd a separate "about" pagemake the "up next" boxes actually reference the schedule calendar so i don't have to manually update everything- add a small music player to every photo gallery page
- add a hitcounter
add a special icon for outlinks- add webmention-ability
make "accessibility" buttons that make the site more usablephoto album page- make my own 88x31 button
- add a changelog
- add an "on this day" changelog feature
- guestbook
make a splash page for my main site- make a splash page for any nsfw pages
- link my OF somewhere
- join a webring?
learn to make my own transparent pngs- add to the sitemap box
- make a sitemap+archive page
- make a "now" page and join nownownow.com
make a favicon for the site- make a halloween theme for the page
- make other theme options
- custom 404 page
- bookshelf
- archive all of my magazines with said bookshelf
- band wall
- shrines?
- directory of indie webdev links i like
- corral every blinkie/stamp/button/png on my site
make the site responsive on mobile (ew)- set up a "buy coffee" link
- light/darkmode toggle?
- link log
- slash log
- evil webpage. for evil html and css
- projects + performances list
add lazy load for images- list of sites that inspired this one
- map of places i have been
- get better at JS, put projects in one place
put all of the buttons that do something important in the same box